Tag: funny
member name: Chuck L.
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February 08, 2009 11:23 AM EST --
When the commercial says their brand of dogfood tastes better... How do they know?
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January 30, 2009 06:59 PM EST --
The following is a message thread between me and a new friend. I found it interesting and fun, and I thought you might, as well.
It begins:
From: Cari P (carnita)
Subject: Your . . .
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March 28, 2009 04:57 PM EDT --
What happened earlier ?
The Old Man glared at the tripod through the increasing snowfall in the darkening evening. "Well," he said, "might as well go in."
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April 09, 2009 07:25 PM EDT --
If you've already seen this, I don't care. It's funny the second time (I know this because I just read it for the second time).
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," . . .
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July 21, 2009 06:13 PM EDT --
…THAT’S odd. Now what? That’s weird. How strange. Honey – come look at this.
We all learned in high school and college, that scientific discovery can be wonderful, . . .
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February 17, 2009 06:29 PM EST --
August 13, 1965, was a day of days. I walked into the Captain's office in the Training Command at Ft. Sam Houston, San Antonio, Texas, threw him a snap-perfect salute and handed him . . .
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April 08, 2009 08:26 PM EDT --
Part 1 - The Flying Car .
There were times I was convinced the Old Man bought cars and instructed them to try to kill me. F'instance...
Sometime in 1961, the Old Man bought a used (no . . .
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February 11, 2009 06:00 PM EST --
Came a day, many years agone, that I, being ill and bored, began channel surfing. As I searched, I happened upon many wondrous things, but none more wondrous than... "New England Humor" . . .
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February 21, 2009 10:40 AM EST --
So-o-o-o... Off to th' Zoo we went... my wife, my daughter and my daughter's family to something called the "Walk on the Wild Side" event on Saturday th' ninth of August. . . .
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April 08, 2009 07:42 PM EDT --
A few years ago, this was true... I heard the story on the radio, and when I got home I wrote this (I hear Ray Stevens singing it in my head).
Grandmaw took her pistol to the bank. . . .
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February 14, 2009 01:20 PM EST --
A few days ago, I wrote a post that began...
Came a day, many years agone, that I, being ill and bored, began channel surfing. As I searched, I happened upon many wondrous things, but none . . .
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February 21, 2009 12:03 PM EST --
Shore Sher'f, c'mon in. Set y'self and I'll fetch us somethin'.
Nossir. You know we ain't had a still in the family since Uncle Hud died. This here's . . .
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February 22, 2009 09:50 PM EST --
I woke up with bright light on my eyelids. When I opened them, a small but impressive nova went off behind my eyes. I shut them again. It didn't help much. After a while, . . .
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February 24, 2009 07:11 PM EST --
To read from the beginning, click here: * Start *
Light came to wake me; it was morning. No birds singing, just silent daylight. I discovered that food concentrates make a lousy breakfast. "Just . . .
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March 26, 2009 08:52 PM EDT --
Where did this series start ?
In my childhood and youth, the Old Man would pack us up every so often and haul the entire family to Greenwood Lake, New York, the Adirondack "summer town" in which . . .
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January 25, 2009 10:03 AM EST --
A double-bitted axe is a vicious piece of equipment. Axes are made of iron - hard to sharpen and heavy to swing. Double-bitted axes have a cutting edge, or 'bit,' on each face, . . .
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January 30, 2009 06:37 PM EST --
So, there we sat - hot, tired, hungry, smoking and steaming (well, SIL was smoking - I was just steaming), and waiting for an idiot truck driver to clear th' road. When he finally did, I took off . . .
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February 07, 2009 11:27 AM EST --
Everone who's ever participated in a taffy pull, raise your hand. My, my... not many of us, are there?
Well, back in the day, a taffy pull was one of our many substitutes for sittin' . . .
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January 23, 2009 06:36 PM EST --
...SCREAM!! Today's already been th' sort of day where you find your hand in an empty pocket, and you with a stoopid look on your face as you realize that, "OMG - thirteen months into this, . . .
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January 29, 2009 07:07 PM EST --
There came a day when I decided that my wife and grandkids needed a treat (And I needed to do SUMthin'! Quitting smoking was drivin' me knutz!). So I booked a couple of hotel . . .
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